I
They were minted old
No Old Person was ever young. Each one arrives at sixty, already carrying a face — a seed fixed at mint that the program reads to decide every trait, from the set of their jaw to the colour of their cardigan.
5,555 elders whose traits are derived on-chain from a seed fixed at mint.
Some arrive at sixty. A few arrive already immortal.
Solana · Metaplex Core
Age is the rarest trait
Unminted · generated live in your browser · ageing left to right
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II
Time already did its work
Seven stages, and each one is rarer than the last. Wrinkles find the forehead first, then the corners of the eyes, then the folds around the mouth. Hair turns silver at Centenarian and snow-white at Immortal. Fewer than two in a hundred arrive there.
III
Patience is the whole game
An Old Person that sits still earns more than one that fidgets. The multiplier your streak has reached applies to the entire streak, and claiming drops you back to the beginning. Everyone knows the right move. Almost nobody makes it.
IV
Last words
Thirty-two characters, once, forever. It costs SOL to say something and there is no second attempt. Some spent theirs on advice. Most spent theirs on a joke.
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Sample 1
- Background
- Terracotta
- Backdrop
- Scanlines
- Skin
- Frostbitten
- Hair
- Wisps
- Hair Colour
- Ash Blonde
Sixty
- Background
- Bone China
- Backdrop
- Plain
- Skin
- Porcelain
- Hair
- Untethered
- Hair Colour
- Nicotine
Seventy
- Background
- Violet Hour
- Backdrop
- Plain
- Skin
- Olive
- Hair
- Dreads
- Hair Colour
- Ginger
Eighty
- Background
- Deep Sea
- Backdrop
- Plain
- Skin
- Porcelain
- Hair
- Slick Back
- Hair Colour
- Silver
Ninety
- Background
- Harbour Slate
- Backdrop
- Plain
- Skin
- Granite
- Hair
- Buzz
- Hair Colour
- Silver
Centenarian
- Background
- Terracotta
- Backdrop
- Plain
- Skin
- Olive
- Hair
- Buzz
- Hair Colour
- Silver
Sage
- Background
- Tea Rose
- Backdrop
- Plain
- Skin
- Porcelain
- Hair
- Wisps
- Hair Colour
- Snow
Immortal
- Background
- Violet Hour
- Backdrop
- Plain
- Skin
- Porcelain
- Hair
- Chrome Dome
- Hair Colour
- Storm
Sixty
- Background
- Harbour Slate
- Backdrop
- Plain
- Skin
- Ebony
- Hair
- Chrome Dome
- Hair Colour
- Nicotine
Seventy
- Background
- Harbour Slate
- Backdrop
- Checker
- Skin
- Warm Sand
- Hair
- Horseshoe
- Hair Colour
- Nicotine
Eighty
- Background
- Tea Rose
- Backdrop
- Plain
- Skin
- Undead
- Hair
- Slick Back
- Hair Colour
- Salt & Pepper
Ninety
- Background
- Void
- Backdrop
- Scanlines
- Skin
- Umber
- Hair
- Slick Back
- Hair Colour
- Silver
Centenarian
Drawn in your browser from the same code the program uses · hover for traits
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Coming soon
Seat an Old Person and it earns SOL. It is frozen in place, never transferred — it stays in your wallet, and on OpenSea, the whole time. Three multipliers stack: the slot you draw when you seat, how long you go without claiming, and seven seated together.
Unstaking forfeits your slot permanently.
Early slots
Seating draws the next slot. First come, first served — and it never comes back.
▸#1–55510x
#556–15555x
#1556–55552x
after that1x
Not live yet. Unstaking gives your slot up — seating again draws a fresh one, further down.
Patience
under 3 days1.0x
3 – 7 days1.25x
7 – 14 days1.5x
14 – 30 days2.0x
30 – 60 days3.0x
60 days +5.0x
Circle
Seven or more Old People seated in one wallet form a Circle, and everything they earn gains +25%.
Meditation is not open yet
Wallet connection unlocks here when it opens. Mint on the marketplace in the meantime.